Heard in the Office

"It's gonna be good.' 'Really good' 'Yeah, really good.' 'I'm so excited it's gonna be so good."


"Cinco de Mayo, is that Mexico's Independence Day?"


"I am too much"


"I kept my eyes close for the entire moment..."


"No diarrhea allowed today!"

"There are things only a straight man can do..."

"I'm giving you a massage and you want to make small talk?"